Kids, if you're anything like me, you like to kick your weekends off right - either by shooting three fingers of gin, stealing a dog, or punching a public employee straight in the stomach. Well, good news! Thanks to Tex's long-promised and now-delivered latest drink concoction, you can do all three. Welcome to the Ramshackle Caddy . Now, I know you're excited - we all are. Just try to calm down for a minute so I can explain this. To mix it up, you'll need: A blender A half-bag of old marshmallows Vanilla ice-cream Ice leftover from a beer cooler A 3/4-full bottle of three week old open merlot Some old-fashioned mix from the sale bin at Wegman's Step 1: Put everything in the blender. Well, not everything. Maybe like half the marshmallows. OK, that's too many marshmallows. You got crazy with the marshmallows. Try like 6 marshmallows. Step 2: Equal parts old fashioned mix and merlot. If you already put too much of one in (which I'm sur...
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