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For my very second Awesome Blog of the Week (which I'm sure everyone's noticed isn't even a little bit weekly) I'd like to present Dear Blank Please Blank.



Since the featured format is one of my very favorite forms of communication (as the Pittsburgh Steelers could undoubtedly tell you) the site would probably be pretty near and dear to my heart even if it weren't so funny. But it is.

Filled entirely by reader submissions the notes range from sad to sweet, random to funny, totally on point to a little abstruse; of course there's also the requisite sprinkling of anti-Americanism, but nothing's perfect, I suppose...

Which one's my favorite? Glad you asked:

Dear Edward Cullen,
Avada Kedavra!
Sincerely, Tom Riddle

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