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How do I get there from here?

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So I'm back in CSTX, and you're back in wherever the hell you are , and to celebrate, I'm going to spend my morning sleeping, and my afternoon thinking of ways for us to get the f--- out of here. So here's how you can help: First of all, go here: And read this article: Our Favorite Islands . Note: The price on the first island made me cry. To compensate, I had to take a minute to browse Young Money and quietly forget the fact that my degree is in environmental science. Then, spend some time wandering around here: And put that B-level required geography class to use playing: Afterwards, you will probably be feeling worldly and accomplished. Share your self-congratulatory narcissism with others at the following: The name is only the tip of the disdain. If things get too mature and grammatically correct for you, you can check out: Another user-generated content site with reviews of cities, bars, nightclubs, barbershops, pet psychiatrists, and any other frivolous s--- yo...

hilarity and tasteless time-wasting

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To start: McSweeney's Internet Tendency is the online home of the McSweeney's quarterly literary journal, and it is fifty-seven kinds of awesome. It is filled with current events, interesting articles, and fresh&delicious fiction writing. Best of all, it's effin' hilarious. Plus it makey Tex feel smart. Tip: Try starting with the Short Imagined Monologues . Also check out: Urban75's Useless Games is an entire page of the best worst days to waste your time. Go ahead, sign on. Play tic-tac-toe with George Bush and a monkey. You know you want to. P.S. Urban75 itself is a UK-based site about all things cool in the United Kingdom - football, music, drugs, technology, drugs, news, and drugs. It's also got a New York info site, full of club listings and decent party scenes, and it gives the same treatment to London and Brixton proper. Tip: Check out their Panoramas section for some awesome photographs of familiar cityscapes.